Er, got that? Lady Gaga draws a cake parallel when asked about her new album. For "jelly", read "jam", not that that makes her remotely intelligible
"Hospitals are visited by a very broad cross-section of society and, as such, the whole hospital environment should reflect the importance of healthy living"
a statement from The Welsh Assembly Government, which is gearing up to outlaw cheese sarnies and sugared tea from vending machines in hospitals in favour of low-fat cakes, water and juice