Not content with throwing televisions out of the window, rock stars are turning their destructive tendencies to bread, it would seem.
Speaking on last Thursday’s Never Mind the Buzzcocks, musician and record producer-of-the-moment Calvin Harris described how, when working in a bakery when he was younger, he and colleagues used to hollow out loaves of bread at the end of the day and put them on their arms, legs and feet and wander about in something akin to a suit of bread body armour. Well, that’s one way of ticking the ’health and safety’ box.