Thinly-stretched royal wedding bandwagon product of the week goes to Toastabags, for its ’Toast the Royal Couple’ toaster sleeves, used for making less-than-regal toasties. No, the image of Wills and Kate does not burn on to the bread. It’s just a picture on a bag.

A smidgen more effort went into this royal wedding tie-in by the extraordinarily talented Michelle Wibowo, of West Sussex. She won an award at the Ideal Home Show for this cake of Wills and Kate, apparently encased up to their waists in snow, but cheery nonetheless.

Meanwhile, Dawn Blunden of the Sophisticake cake shop in Woodhall Spa is being tipped as the royal wedding cake maker. Watch this space...