Debate raged on one blogging site recently about the merits of this amateur inventor’s solution to that age-old riddle: how do you toast your bread evenly? This beautifully illustrated idea involves an electric motor to turn the centre shaft, and "the slow rotation of the gear shaft produces a more evenly toasted piece of bread." Comments included:

Col: Did you get a five-year-old to do those drawings?

Middleli: There really is no beginning to your talents.

Edward: Krusty’s idea would have small electric motors in a hot environment... prognosis... I’m out!!