We know what you’re all burning to do when you step away from the bakery at the end of a busy Christmas shift: run a virtual bakery on your iPhone. Yes, no longer do you have to switch off from the bakery world in your downtime, following the launch of the Bakery Story game this month. Here, you not only design the products but also the layout of the bakery, and then sell to an online community. Incredible though it may seem, those budding bakers with crazy ambitions that cannot be fulfilled with the in-game virtual money alone, can actually spend real money in iTunes to decorate their outlets. At which point, presumably, an alert is signalled in the social services office, your kids are taken into care and you’re locked away for the safety of others.