is one delight to be found on the gloriously named website, ’This is why you’re fat - where dreams become heart attacks’... thisiswhyyourefat.com l Bakery aromas are going to be pumped into NCP car parks to cover up the smells of urine and vomit...

tinyurl.com/cnu724 l Two-thirds of women in Norwich have a ’muffin top’... tinyurl.com/czbokk