A welcome update on the endlessly jaw-dropping Cake Wrecks blog - dedicated to "When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong" - which Stop the Week reported on in February: author Jen Yates is releasing a Cake Wrecks book in late October. As a teaser, here’s one effort ordered by a customer - for reasons that shall forever remain unfathomable - and the baker’s brave but stomach-churning vision. "What is it?" you cry. "Go ahead, guess," writes Yates. "Spaghetti with tomato-ey cream sauce? An ear? A cherry, Cheez-Whiz and regurgitation torte? Nope, nope and nope! Give up? It’s a foetus-with-an-iPod pie!"