Breakfast buzz
"You’re on a street; everybody’s staring at you; you catch sight of your own reflection in the shop window; you’re naked, apart from a fez. Why? It’s confusing Your first childhood pet walks by. It turns to you and says, ’Can I check your ticket please?’ You need coffee!"
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