Everybody loves a pun. Puns have been keeping journos at The Sun in gainful employmnent for years, especially when there’s a bread-related story to write and they have to ’RISE TO THE OCCASION’ and ’USE THEIR LOAF’. And so it is that we applaud the organisers of the Real Bread Campaign for continuing this fine tradition with a Twitter competition to find the best bread-themed song title. Here’s the shortlist (you’re not allowed to groan).