We’re not sure what the doctor was getting at when he suggested eating this meal for "good staying power".

Sure, long before the days of Viagra, people will have turned to some unlikely aphrodisiacs. But half a large loaf of bread as an appetiser to a swingers’ dinner party? We think not.

Lewd food: "Half a pound of dry bread, 1/4lb nut kernels, and 1lb raw fruit will make a dinner that will give good staying power for six or eight hours."

Next week: the kids are alright