Luckless Jenson Button might do well to switch to a better F1 car - one made of bread, perhaps? tinyurl.com/kquws3 Mourners at Michael Jackson’s funeral were fed $8 "cinnamon-sugared doughnuts made with fresh ricotta and crushed amaretti crème anglaise" tinyurl.com/llkmyz Pictures of chocolate cake can strengthen women’s resolve to eat healthily, says a study (yeah, whatever) tinyurl.com/quty85 Celebrities are using giant doughnuts to hide their identities tinyurl.com/m4x6vm KFC finds bread surplus to requirement in sandwiches tinyurl.com/ltdbch A New York bakery has developed a high-protein bread for weightlifters tinyurl.com/lgvkmt New York’s cafés have waged war on "wi-fi squatters" tinyurl.com/mk6kqf